Extensive tests from the Hair Dryers Institute indicate the expected expectancy of life for a $35.00 hair dryer is 3 years 8 months 11 days 3 hours and 19 minutes.
Coins were invented by Sir Rodney Coin (hence the name) in 1757 to put in a new fangled machine just invented by Sir Trevor Pinball.What's the life expectancy of a $35.00 hair dryer? Also, who invented coins?
On hot high: 398.9 hours
On hot low: 567.7 hours
On cool high: 785.2 hours
On cool low: 1,204.3 hours
And coins were invented by the Anatolians (we know them now as the Greeks) circa 600 BC. The earliest examples of these were made from electrum, a naturally occurring mixture of gold and silver.What's the life expectancy of a $35.00 hair dryer? Also, who invented coins?
15 minutes in the hands of a teenager
don't know, but they date to 600bce...
Depending how often you use the dryer - 2 year average
Byzantines had coins made out of rock pieces with engravings on them.
The Hair Dryer ';expectancy'; is Eternal Life.
It will go to heaven %26amp; dry the wings of Angels.
Coins? Either the Pink Unicorn or some god
invented it ~ to pay for temples.
Didn't you know this?
I would guess 18 months, or about 6 months after the warranty expires.
Ha! Trick question! A hair dryer is not alive! Coins were invented by Aniq'osh of Sumer, the purse and pocket maker, in 9715 BCE.
Canadian Baptists procreate within their family tree.
If you pray to the invisible pink unicorn she can keep your hair dryer going for about 12 years. She is soooo awesome.
I've had the same hair dryer for about 10 years. Maybe we should make some sort of Hanukkah-like holiday to celebrate.
now what does this have to do with religion???
Coins were invented to pay for $35 hair dryers haha :)
isn't past ur bed time?
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
What's the life expectancy of a $35.00 hair dryer? Also, who invented coins?
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